PET PEEVE: Your OK Cupid bio starts with “This is the most I’ve ever written about myself” or “I’m really bad at describing myself.”

What are you, a caveman? Have you ever had a livejournal? Jesus.

(pic via Marla the Shitty Advice Columnist: Dating Tips | Slacktory | This seems legit.)

heyfunniest:

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(via “An Honest Guide to Every Facebook Timeline Ever” by Caldwell Tanner and Susanna Wolff - CollegeHumor Article)

comicallyvintage:

It Works.

dailyurbanlegend:

The urban myth that the Colorado River Toad will get a human high when licked was started by Colorado’s Board of Tourism back in the late 60s. The state was hoping to generate more revenue by attracting drug tourism much like Amsterdam did with its hash bars.

   

nevver:

A Perfect Day for Bananafish

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I’m mostly reblogging this to test if it will show up on Ebony + Irony and… blah blah blah.

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this is a test post.

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whitewhine:

“Why are robots still expensive?” - A White Whine from the future!